Old School Spanking Paddle 3/4" Thick Thuddy Solid Hard Wood Paddle for Swats BDSM Play

$44.95

Shipping to United States: Free



The Old School Spanking Paddle – Classic Craftsmanship for the Perfect Thuddy Sensation

When you’re ready to deliver an unforgettable lesson, only The Old School Spanking Paddle will do. Expertly crafted from ¾" thick solid hardwood, this paddle doesn’t just make an impact—it commands attention. With its thick, weighty feel and satisfying “thud,” this paddle will leave your partner breathless and begging for “more, please.”

What Makes The Old School a Must-Have:

Premium Solid Hardwood – Choose from Ambrosia Maple, Hickory, Oak, Cherry, or Ash, each bringing its own unique feel and look. This isn’t just a paddle; it’s a handcrafted piece made to last.

Comfort Meets Control – With a 5" wide striking end and a perfectly contoured 6" handle, this paddle fits comfortably in any hand, designed for ultimate control and ease of use.

Perfectly Sized for Every Session – Available in three lengths—12", 16", or a bold 24" option—to ensure your experience is exactly what you want.

With 30 color options to make it uniquely yours, The Old School Spanking Paddle is a true essential for anyone looking to add an exquisite, handcrafted touch to their collection. Make it yours and discover why nothing feels quite like “old school” quality.

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I gladly accept returns and exchanges

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Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

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The following items can't be returned or exchanged

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